Back on 4chan. No work for me.

Here’s a rather ingenious animated .Gif

She squirts mayo when she cums.

And yet you can’t take your eyes off the dude.

It’s funny. When I look back on what I’ve written, I swear it looks like it was written by a child.

Anyway. I’ve never had Sake’, or at least I don’t remember having it, though upon further reflection it is possible that I have, but only in the way that someone who has eaten a flophouse kitchen’s rendition of Salisbury steak has experienced a grilled, “bone in” ribeye.

While I didn’t fully partake of the college experience (what sort of geek goes to class… and graduates and shit?), I did experience the partying part and it’s quite possible that at one point in my past I may have happened across a “Monarch” label style Sake’ mixed with coke and three different brands of cigarette butts in a keg cup in a frat house bathroom.

So in a previous, poorly written post, I used the term the “Colgate” treatment. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be using a copyright or a trademark symbol in front of Colgate. So, in case whoever makes Colgate reads this…

Well, first I wonder what the hell the makers of Colgate are doing reading this filthy, barely frequented, “E-rag”?

Second, don’t sue me. It would just mean getting a sudden surge in visitors, which will give me a giant boner thinking that the surge would be permanent, so I’d start shoving a ton of ads everywhere, maybe a few porn popups.

Then the “Big Bad Corporation picks on little guy” headline will disappear after like, a minute. Maybe two if it’s a slow news day. Of course in that minute or so I’d have already bought the new Caddy that I’ll just wind up hiding from the repo men. After all, the site would convert like shit, because the content is shit, and nobody winds up coming back because you’re all a bunch of fickle fucks in internet land.

But as I way saying, I’m not really sure what the “sitch” is with what I’m supposed to be doing regarding the name “Colgate”, or why it’s important. I’m just blogging about a term used to describe what you do to get the last bit of semen out of your penis after ejaculating.

Hey, don’t be that way. I’m not just trying to be gross for the sake of being gross. it’s important. Cum doesn’t dry as fast (or clear), as piss. If I get a drip of piss on my pants I’m not going to pop off. But if it’s a drip of man batter, then I’m going to religiously follow the advise on most tubes of toothpaste. Squeeze from the bottom up.

Sigh, I confess that I have no idea if that’s on any tube of toothpaste anymore. I’m sure I could “Google” it but screw it. You don’t care and neither do I. I just couldn’t abide a senseless lie.

I wanted to accompany this post with a video of someone maniacally squeezing a toothpaste tube but I couldn’t find one. What I did find however was an erection…

The toilet seat bit? It isn’t funny anymore.

In fact, it never was.

It’s getting to be the silly season. The election is in less than a year. Of course that means that the miserable failure who is now in office, as well as his multiple media mouthpieces, are going to be pulling the race card at every turn.

It’s getting to the point that every time I see some bed wetting bonehead on the tube start crying racism, I’m expecting it to be followed with…

Thing is, racism does exists and we should never turn a blind eye to it…

So once again, I was on 4chan. Actually that was probably the last time I’ll be on 4chan since they banned me. Not sure why since I’ve never posted anything there but eh… Whatcha gonna do? I suppose I’ll miss things like the animated gif of the two Japanese girls urinating on a live octopus. Or the animated gif of the Japanese girl suspended in a large aquarium and defecating. Japanese people are bizarre…

Anyway, it’s not worth sending in an email to rectify the situation. Time to find a new repository of the strange and bizarre to keep me entertained between my various writing projects.

Of course I really don’t have to search far when Youtube is near!

And thanks to Youtube, I really wanna do a cross-eyed chick.

Yup… I was on 4chan again tonight. After that spectacle I went to Youtube to mentally push out the turds and replace them with titties.

Gotta love a gal with talent.

Yeah, any post that has the name 4chan in it is going to be a doozy. I apologize up front about this but I just have to share. Feel fortunate I don’t post pics.

Have you ever seen a prolapsed rectum? Quite the question eh? If you aren’t already familiar with the term “prolapsed rectum” then it’s unlikely that you know of which I speak. Let me see if I can paint you a word picture. You know when you have one of those dumps where you have to push extra hard to get things started? The kind of dump where at the end, you don’t feel like it’s over because your hole was stretched so hard?

Most of the time, that feeling comes from the exertion and the strain. But sometimes, when you reach back to wipe, it feels like a big chunk of squishy turd is still stuck twixt your cheeks. Thing is, that ain’t turd, it’s your rectum turned inside out, hangin’ low. That my friends is a prolapsed rectum. Boy howdy it’s not the kind of thing you want to experience. If you have a strong stomach, do an image search.

So back to 4chan. I was searching animated gifs and I came across one of a prolapsed rectum. But this wasn’t your average, everyday freak show. No… they went the extra mile with this one. It was a prolapsed rectum that looked to have been rolled in sugar. And yes, someone was licking the sugar off.

Before the internet, few people experienced the torment of “seeing that which cannot be unseen”.

In today’s world, it has become commonplace.